Post 7: Russo's Code

1.  If a man is caught stealing from the lunch ladies, he shall have his thumb chopped off by a cleaver.
2.  If a student sasses a teacher, he shall have his mouth duct taped shut for a week.
3.  If a student shall fail a test, they will be locked in solitary confinement for a fortnight.
4.  When the lunch lady messes up your sandwich, she shall repay you with 50 ka.
5.  If a student is dissatisfied with the teachings of a teacher, he has the right to rebel.
6.  Everyone shall share their 64-pack of crayons with the built-in sharpener with their commrades.
7.  Functional air conditioning and heat shall be installed in every single classroom.
8.  He who skips class shall receive 40 lashes.
9.  Those who assign homework must pay each student 50 shekels for their time and suffering. 
10.  For each teacher that is let go, each administrator must take a $100,000 pay decrease. 
11.  If an 18-year-old student wishes to sign themselves out, they shall have the right to.
12.  The couples who make out in the middle of the hallway shall be flogged.